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    Put down the Twinkie and rub this fingy. I make the cream myself.
  2. MondoMudbutt
    Hard news to cum by has been wettened in his unknown depths.
  3. MondoMudbutt
    Drift into my spirit. The boogers are my ancestors and they mean no harm.
  4. MondoMudbutt
    Milk duds and silk rugs lined Chester the Cheetah’s bathroom floor long before he reached undeniable stardom.
  5. MondoMudbutt
    It’s just past five and I’m feeling alive. Take me to the Candy Bar, you bad little baby.
  6. MondoMudbutt
    There’s nothing like tasting a hole you’ve been dreaming of for years.
  7. MondoMudbutt
    Jim Morrison is said to have used Cheerios during masturbatory rituals.
  8. MondoMudbutt
    Spilling out of the hole were only more signed P.O.D. posters.
  9. MondoMudbutt
    Hey man, Theresa and I are willing to let you look at my nipples under the microscope.
  10. MondoMudbutt
    ‘My Slinky Saved My Sugar Glider’s Life’, now on DVD and Blu Ray.
  11. MondoMudbutt
    Red is the color. Red is the grace. Red is the brother. Wearing red asshole lace.
  12. MondoMudbutt
    Wicked Weiner, breh. I’m be more than happy to scare that chode.
  13. MondoMudbutt
    Pac-Man was in pretty decent shape.
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    And I'll be having a skinless cock, please.
  15. MondoMudbutt
    Eight bakers battle it out to see whose taint truly is the sweetest, today on Ooey Gooey.
  16. MondoMudbutt
    Hey man. The first thing that was you, was merely the first thing that was true. Amen. Brother Ben. Shot a goose. And killed a hen.
  17. MondoMudbutt
    Ghastly ghosts, ghouls, and goblins groped gracefully thy sweaty inner thigh. Don’t ask and definitely don’t tell.
  18. MondoMudbutt
    Riddle me this. Riddle me that. I met the young taint. At a quarter past crap.
  19. MondoMudbutt
    A tomato is rotten. A cucumber is soft. I rifled the bread. And my penis doth coughed.
  20. MondoMudbutt
    Railing coffee and front porch coffins surround the puppy’s first hours on Earth.
  21. MondoMudbutt
    Just breathe. All that will come is opportunistic to your growth as a prepubescent lizard boy.
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    Put your faith in those who slay a sick acoustic rendition of a dope ass Metallica banger, my dude.
  23. MondoMudbutt
    The destroyer destroyed my already destroyed toy boy broiler, the damn heathen.
  24. MondoMudbutt
    Don’t blink. I know just what you’re seeing. So please stop, constrain me. I know your little turds.
  25. MondoMudbutt
    Arrow hit the bull’s eye. “Ouch” said the bull, “why?”
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