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    Meet you at the playground. That’s where shit gonna go down. Creepy eyebrows. Trim them, but you don’t know how.
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    Humanity relies on us. The robots will not win. Give them sex and Cheetos. They’ll not come again.
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    Dust the rust if you must but thrust the pus back into the butts delicately please.
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    It’s her crowning glory, said the nurse helping my wife give birth.
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    Sir, we found the man who fingered you yesterday. He’s in your office fingering your printer.
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    “Give me livered brie, or give me death,” Shakespeare once said when his grilled cheese arrived late to the party.
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    Gimme the beat boys and free my soul. I wanna get lost in your cock’s grey rolls.
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    Thursday morning is here. Now where the heck is Paul Scheer?
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    It’s only awkward when it won’t actually fit inside because it’s too small.
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    I’ll see you later, Ralph Nader, ya cheese grater hater.
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    The beer soaked floor was the perfect venue for the fingerling potatoes to duke it out with the drunken custodian.
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    While there’s definitely a need for toilet paper in certain instances, I feel our fingernails can scrape crevices where toilet paper fails.
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    Welcome to New York, the heart of Route 66!
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    For any harassment concerns, please contact Spinal, the General Manager of Long John Silver.
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    I moved along the dog’s hind leg, searching for that sweet spot that would make him love me forever.
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    Drain the sores, for four more are sure to pour gory floor whores onto my grandmother’s sexy lap.
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    Innovative new iPhone proves it’s worth buying with additional Flesh Light attachment.
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    Locate your nearest retailer of cow tails and weed dealers, today on Comedy Bang Bang.
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    Bobby Flay just told me his nipples chafe on every episode of Beat Bobby Flay, especially the children’s takeover episode.
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    Taste the difference of Valium: the most delicious yogurt on the market.
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    Insane Clown Posse is arguably the most successful hip hop duo in the past 23 years.
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    Things aren’t so bad. Everyone in my family died, but things aren’t that bad when you think about it.
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    Delete this from your catchphrase submission forum, please.
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    1000 milligrams of juice into the IV, sir. My brother gave me his Vitamin D and now my ass hurts.
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    Love me. Love me. Say that you love me. Rub me. Rub me. And the paper towels are over there.
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