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    Discover a world like none other when you perform the incest ritual of love, today on Dr. Phil.
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    Don’t retire—kill your boss in a fire!
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    Post your idea for Scott’s next catchphrase!
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    The new iPhone X has an already established PornHub account linked to your iCloud.
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    Really quick, just gimme your social security number, your date of birth, and all your cheese.
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    A quick sip of coffee before hitting the books and the bagels will be ready, you fool of a Took!
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    Cupcakes, flowers and bile. I’d say Thanksgiving is just around the corner!
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    Rooftop parties are always a good idea, my dad said. Until his rooftop caved in during a rooftop celebration party and everyone died.
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    I gave Nick the nickname, Nick, well before knowing his name was actually Nick. Silly me!
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    Tickle tickle!!! Can’t wait to see what comes out of you.
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    Drop. Push. Yes. Done.

    MondoMudbutt posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Drop. Push. Yes. Done.
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    Victoria keeps secrets. Eddie is related so Bauer. Seven is less than eleven. And snakes have teeth, which most people don't know.
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    Put the milk in the fridge and come get some of the freshest. Right in here baby.
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    Special report just in: Local children found eating gummied foreskin in the backseat of their parents' van.
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    Don't you dare yap again, unless you want to be sent to the moldy blueberry vatican.
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    I fell in love at first squirt, of mustard on a hot dog that is.
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    Put the ruler down and trust your bootyhole isn't gaping that much.
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    Huge bowl of Raisin Bran Brine Bricks, pretty please? I'm horny as all get out.
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    Rain only happens when it thunders. Playin only happens with the playas.
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    MondoMudbutt replied to MondoMudbutt's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    I've never kicked or screamed harder than when that thing, that thing, that thinggggg happened.
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    "It's an action figure of speech", the teacher said. I love action figures. They're fun to play with.
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    Drop it. Just drop it. The toilet is lonely and I'm tired of watching you try to shit.
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    Keep it civil. Only one nipple rip allowed per person.
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    The horse whinnied. The horse wined. Therefore, the horse was wasted.
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    Treat your employees with care. And a handjob here or there.
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