MondoMudbutt

Ghosts are around and ghosts are abroad. Regardless, a couple microwaved string cheeses are phenomenally delicious.

Flex your abs. Do your dance. I feel a tightening. In my pants.

I read somewhere that I was right about it all. The lamb. The pickle. And the writing in the bathroom stall.

Six pence none the richer has a new album? SICK!

The competition shifts into the highest of gears when the contestants must cook a perfectly cooked leg of a Man-Boy.

Sweet, savory, and spicy lice-rice weenies are ready sweetie!

Egg yolk? More like Simon Pegg, ya bloke.

Kitchen Aid mixers are amazing at mixing squirrel meat and Ricotta cheese.

I'm a chef and restauranteur, and when I cook with steam my glasses are blurry and it fucking sucks.

When high school ratings are low, the lunch ladies serve the meatless penis patties slow.

Pat the participant was also the recipient of the omnipotent patent at the padded room pageant.

Stinky fingers caressed the boys frail ribcage as he licked the tiny hole beneath the couch. “Mom” he said, don’t forget to heat up dinner!”

You lost your dog, murdered your family, and Burger Kind stopped selling chicken fries again. Could this day get any worse?

Stinky twinkies sausage links and a slinky were all found at the crime scene of the blue-tailed lizard.

I stuck my neck out, but really I was sticking my head out so someone should change that phrase.

Don’t throw your baby out with the bathwater unless, of course, your baby is a serial murderer.

Sticky icky stuck to my nuts my balls are getting high y’all.

Bite the bullet. Break your teeth. Wash your hands. Repeat repeat repeat.

Left side. Strong side. It’s up to you to find the best way inside me.

(Oooos and ahhhhs) And the crowd goes wild. Literally eating each other’s faces.

You won’t believe what Daniel Radcliffe did to Rupert Grint to get the role of Harry Potter.

Stick a stick of butter inside a stick and that’s good eatin in Louisiana.

Get inside me once and you may lose a piece of yourself. Literally.

Make sure you specify which head before asking someone for a headshot.

Talk to a specialist about your flatulence and invest in some ass defense.