MondoMudbutt

Tickle me after a spicy meal and you might be cleaning something off the floor.

Eat Pipps Nipple Clip Soda Dips and get the job of your dreams in 5 easy steps.

I was positive my dog died, but he really just hated my family and left to be a vagabond.

Soap on a rope is pointless if you want to have sex in jail.

For God so loved the world he created humans with multiple penetrable holes.

I scratched the dogs back for hours before realizing it was my grandmother’s skeleton.

I scratched the dogs back for hours before realizing it was my grandmother’s skeleton.

Peppercorns in teeth are so effing hot. Burning enamel left and right I tell ya.

Shorty insisted on being called Jim for his entire childhood, surprisingly enough.

Friends are like vomit when you really think about it.

Vegan fathers suck anus unconditionally. Or so I heard.

Three friends go head-to-head in tomorrow's penis pound sesh.

Guy Fieri's bellying up for some big-time meaty holes in this week's episode.

Forgive me now. Forgive me not. I will not cum. Until I've fought.

What happens at Burning Man stays with everyone who witnesses the amount of drugs, and people, you did at Burning Man.

The fickle mistress wouldn't continue the affair without an ice cold bowl of Frosted Flakes.

Will and Grace is back by popular demand somehow.

I have no words for a human who doesn’t enjoy a nice friendship building doo doo session.

Check Facebook for all my family’s personal information displayed publicly!

Don’t drown babies unless they murdered someone.

Brown recluse. I’m referring to my stained asshole of course.

What are we to make when there is nothing but fecal cake?

I bit my umbilical cord to free myself from God’s imposed shackles to my mother.

The weather outside is frightful. The weather inside is fine. I wanted to use your bathroom, but instead of toilet paper, you’ve got twine.

It slips. It dips. It rots. It plops. What am I describing?