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    Alone in my thoughts and alone at a urinal. This day couldn’t get any worse.
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    A chiseled chin and a greased up watermelon made for quite the ride into the sunset.
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    I never expected our sexual escapades to end as a result of an argument over the legitimacy of Clifford the Big Red Dog.
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    Don’t sweat the small stuff, my mother would say. Don’t let your overgrown anus distract you from the beauty of life God provides us.
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    It’s the little things that make life worth it. Like toe jam and half-digested peanuts.
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    Kiefer Sutherland’s mother smothered her lover undercover, but her other brother was uncovered.
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    The test results are in and you failed. You did not get your grandmother pregnant.
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    Variable merry Sperry-wearing men married scary and hairy Gary and Larry.
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    Far from Gondor lay the falcon, naked and afraid and being filmed for a new TV show.
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    Piss me off and you better watch yourself piss on yourself.
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    Perfection is a hole with no exit.
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    The shrimp was cleaned and formally inserted into the cherried crevice.
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    Flaked peppercorns and original Philadelphia cream cheese smothered the iguana’s exposed eyelids under the tuscan sun.
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    The virgin boy kicked and screamed as he was forcefully fed ice cream jean queens.
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    Read all about it! A tiny house for a loud-mouthed mouse in Laos caught fire after a verbal altercation with neighbors.
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    Sleepytime tea is perfect for those nights when it’s time to sleep but you’re not feeling so sleepy and need to sleep. Or so I've heard
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    The investigation into the dark chocolate grundle bars has commenced.
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    MondoMudbutt replied to MondoMudbutt's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Just go ahead and get it over with. But I'll tell ya, my dog has quite often been described as incredibly loose.
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    Please take me back, Cher, I know I would take you there...and if you don't know "there", my driver will assist you.
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    I like to order steak and cheese without the steak or the bun or the peppers or the gasoline can.
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    Type, erase, and type and erase and realize you're a terrible writer and give up forever. It's what Jesus would do.
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    Goblins were never here. Simply ask Harry Potter and Papa Smurf will surely penetrate.
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    Trust in the world only comes with trust in ourselves. Trust is hard as a rock and it is trust that binds our trust.
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    An itchy scalp makes for a bitchy trout: Animal Planet is ready for the case.
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    Clip your nails this time. I really hated chunks of my penis being removed as a result of your carelessness.
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