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    This just in, James Bond will apparently be driving a Mazda Miata in the upcoming films.
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    Your special happy place is being sterilized for obvious reasons.
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    Tonight. I say goodbye. I bid farewell to my lizard lover and I say hello to my new sexually addicted wolverine.
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    Ankle pops are a result of extreme pickling of a sexual organ. Vet the damn boy and give him back the Teddy Grahams.
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    Wendy's. Square burgers. Square water bottles. Fiji Water. Just Do It.
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    Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I can hear your butthole puckering, and it's saying something.
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    New show idea: Naked and Living off Tropical Skittles on a train.
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    Sprinkle the cheese delicately and you should, upon baking, find that fingering the melted cheese is quite erotic.
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    Stretch your legs before bed if you're a runner. Masturbate uncontrollably if you're a sex addict. This is True Life: I Fuck Myself.
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    I'll never give up on you. I'll most certainly give down, though. Two big ol' thumbs down.
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    Mogli was kind of a lil punk though on real deal Holyfield.
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    Bare ass passes gas past the last bass mass that thinks individually and not collectively.
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    You oughta know by now that I do not hold back my farts, no matter how serious the situation.
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    I'm ready. You said your boobs look like fruit leather, so just slide them under the door.
  15. MondoMudbutt
    "Please Lord forgive me," I asked desperately, 23 corn dogs deep at the county fair.
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    The deed is done. The chloroform worked perfectly in knocking out the squirrel and getting him home safely.
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    The ice meted on her supple breasts. My grandmother had never looked so tempting.
  18. MondoMudbutt
    You put your dick in once. You put your dick in twice. You move it all around and then you go and make some mango sticky rice. It’s delicious!
  19. MondoMudbutt
    The skies turned red, not long after the deaf boy was born. His name was Harvey Keittel and his mission, if he chose to accept it, was to never shit. Ever.
  20. MondoMudbutt
    Get creative. This is no time to be wasting away in your bedside table because you’re too sweaty to face the music. What would Corey Feldman do?
  21. MondoMudbutt
    Incoming message: Neil Armstrong did it. He did it!
  22. MondoMudbutt
    Jiggle the handle and the guard will instantly shoot you in the face. Rattle the handle and the guard will let you into the family barbeque.
  23. MondoMudbutt
    Flip flop no feet. Handicapped but still skeet.
  24. MondoMudbutt
    Jennifer Anniston and Macaulay Caulkin recently seen at a Russian bath house together in Paris for April Fools Day, tonight at 11.
  25. MondoMudbutt
    Turn the levels up to 11. It’s time to get funky. Now, to the left. Scrape my back hair y’all.
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