MondoMudbutt
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Off the record, I murdered the man with bubbleguts.
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Off the record, I murdered the man with bubbleguts. -
A bird in the hand is worth two pubes of my bush.
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A bird in the hand is worth two pubes of my bush. -
I got a tummy covered in jelly beans and a hamster with arachnophobia.
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I got a tummy covered in jelly beans and a hamster with arachnophobia. -
Is that a fart or are you just happy to see me?
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Is that a fart or are you just happy to see me? -
Hopped up on Benadryl and ready for my enema, Doctor.
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Hopped up on Benadryl and ready for my enema, Doctor. -
Right about now, I need a cocktail that's as stiff as a cock or a dead horseās tail.
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Right about now, I need a cocktail that's as stiff as a cock or a dead horseās tail. -
Thanks to this new trend of biting coins, Iāve now had to get dentures at the ripe age of 27.
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Thanks to this new trend of biting coins, Iāve now had to get dentures at the ripe age of 27. -
Chocolate does NOT look like that.
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A diamond lasts forever, and so does in an incurable case of genital giggle queefs.
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A diamond lasts forever, and so does in an incurable case of genital giggle queefs. -
Stick to the plan you daft peanut-headed numb nuts skin flappinā chocolate eclair!
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Stick to the plan you daft peanut-headed numb nuts skin flappinā chocolate eclair! -
By the power ingested in me, I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry. You may eat the broom.
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By the power ingested in me, I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry. You may eat the broom. -
Cumin, dill, steak and flake. The oven made my grandson taste great!
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Cumin, dill, steak and flake. The oven made my grandson taste great! -
I never meant to be so cold, but you did lock me in a freezer for an hour, Mom.
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I never meant to be so cold, but you did lock me in a freezer for an hour, Mom. -
Nipple clamps and wallaby whistles were never part of the deal and you know it, Mr. Rogers!
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Nipple clamps and wallaby whistles were never part of the deal and you know it, Mr. Rogers! -
If weāre betting grapes, then Iām raisin you a sunbathing Sun Maid.
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If weāre betting grapes, then Iām raisin you a sunbathing Sun Maid. -
I remember talking to my grandpa last night before he died while I was talking to him.
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I remember talking to my grandpa last night before he died while I was talking to him. -
The boys and girls they should explore the wettened ground and the holes galore.
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The boys and girls they should explore the wettened ground and the holes galore. -
Take a bath and clean the tush and trim the skin and shave the bush.
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Take a bath and clean the tush and trim the skin and shave the bush. -
Rock and roll McDonalds. Big Bush Burger King. Wet my whistle Wendyās. Penetrate the Subway ring.
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Rock and roll McDonalds. Big Bush Burger King. Wet my whistle Wendyās. Penetrate the Subway ring.