MondoMudbutt
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H.H. Holmes most notably broke his own ribs in order to suck his own penis. This was later mimicked by Marilyn Manson, the inventor of the fidget spinner.
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My knuckles are cracked. My teeth are brushed. My taint is polished. I’m ready for graduation!
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My knuckles are cracked. My teeth are brushed. My taint is polished. I’m ready for graduation! -
Knick Knack Paddy Sack, give your dog a boner.
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Knick Knack Paddy Sack, give your dog a boner. -
Just record yourself for one full day. I think you’ll be alarmed to hear how many times you mention yanking it to animals that have moved on into the afterlife.
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My student loans really make me happy.
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I used to be a catcher in the rye, but my coach made me choose a different position, leading me to finish out the season as a pitcher in the sourdough.
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“How’s married life”, she asked. I replied, “Our undies are in the same dryer and our parents are now having constant orgies. Married life is heaven—pure heaven.”
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I don’t think I love you anymore. Your yogurt consumption is off the charts, which causes your fecal matter to reach new heights of disgusting. But for that, I will always respect you.
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Slivers of orange rained down from the Tropicana blimp that flew overhead. More than 75 million people died that day.
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Our company has a contact center that forcibly inserts contacts that aren’t the right prescription into your eyes with a syringe. It’s amazing!
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Froth my milk please, ma’am. I want my milk reallllllllllll frothy, got it?
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Froth my milk please, ma’am. I want my milk reallllllllllll frothy, got it? -
Brakes are for dumb dumbs. The cat ate the crumb crumbs. The police officer poured himself a tall glass. It consisted of cum cum.
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The sediment built up on his eyes for lifetimes. His gunk, to everyone's surprise, had never been removed.
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I need to ice my knees after last night, nah feel?
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I need to ice my knees after last night, nah feel? -
The sparks, oh how they were flyin'. That little mut caught my eye not once, not twice, but three times.
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The dirt mound was home to quite an interesting creature. It's name was Nick Nolte.
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The dirt mound was home to quite an interesting creature. It's name was Nick Nolte. -
Hang in there, tiger cub. Tony will be back to teach you all there is to know about Frosted Flakes once he’s finished his press tour in Dakar.
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I just got sentenced to 15 years of hard fucking by the witch down the street. This poor penis of mine gon’ be chaffing like never before.
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The smoke never cleared. The trees never grew back. The bombs continued to drop in the form of flatulence never before seen in America.
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Do you think Michael Jordan is ever super pissed about having two first names? Because if I was him, I’d be super pissed.
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Leave the curry in the bowl, Tim Curry. This is no time to be betraying your God given name.
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Leave the curry in the bowl, Tim Curry. This is no time to be betraying your God given name. -
Two for the price of four is back on at your local Christian bookstore. Come one, come all! Jesus has no patience.
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“How many dingleberries are needed in the recipe,” the elderly woman politely asked.
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“How many dingleberries are needed in the recipe,” the elderly woman politely asked. -
Unbutton the buttons of the puffin and shut in the gluttonous blue-tailed lizard before he takes over the world.