MondoMudbutt
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I wished upon a star and got nothing. I stole a pacifier from a baby’s crib, so you tell me who the lucky one really is.
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I don’t want to brag, but if you’re looking for a good time, I am most certainly not the one to look to.
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I’ll take one Tylenol, three Ibuprofen, five Excedrin, seven Oxycodones, nine Spiderman gummies and a string cheese, if possible?
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I found Kyle’s stylized file pile of bile all riled up and beguiled while miles of the Nile tiled Lyle Lovett’s child.
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Fool me once. Shame on you. Fool me twice. Can’t happen because I’m butthurt and I’ve already given up.
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I love music, so I just bought a mini Bluetooth. I’m replacing my back molar with it.
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I love music, so I just bought a mini Bluetooth. I’m replacing my back molar with it. -
Take my scalp. Take my skin. I really don’t care. Just give me a Dairy Queen Blizzard and turn it upside down or it’s free.
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I want to make a delicious cream pie for you to try five times while I derive 9 flies by eyeing fine wine bylines.
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I did not have sexual relations with that gerbil. Not more than one time, I promise. Or I think.
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I did not have sexual relations with that gerbil. Not more than one time, I promise. Or I think. -
Signet rings and gimlet swings. Dear Father, please save the squirrel from the executioner.
MondoMudbutt posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Signet rings and gimlet swings. Dear Father, please save the squirrel from the executioner. -
I ran my first marathon and used nipple tape. It was a godsend, until I tried to remove it and the nipples were removed too. “Ma, a little help, please?”
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I’m convinced, and have been for quite some time, that the lady who lived in a shoe really couldn’t have been very happy.
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If anything, Hulk just needs a few chill pills, catch my drift?
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If anything, Hulk just needs a few chill pills, catch my drift? -
Call the ump. Grab the ref. Snag the official. It's all over. The hot dog office is officially under surveillance.
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It takes two to make a thing go right. It takes two to make my "thing" go right, if you know what I'm sayin'.
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You got nothin' cop. You don't have shit on me! That'd be really gross if you did, actually.
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Ultron. That's what I started calling my friend Ron when he was acting ultra weird.
MondoMudbutt posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Ultron. That's what I started calling my friend Ron when he was acting ultra weird. -
Merry Early Christmas. Fuck me, right Santa?
MondoMudbutt posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Merry Early Christmas. Fuck me, right Santa? -
Cold turkey. I stopped eating it. I'm a hot turkey man. Thanksgiving wassup?
MondoMudbutt posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Cold turkey. I stopped eating it. I'm a hot turkey man. Thanksgiving wassup? -
The ring fits and I couldn't be happier. I just have to wait till I'm flaccid and it'll fall right off.
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Figure of speech. Linear park screech. Teach me the ways of the world, O' Captain my Captain, son of Brethren Rock, no?
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I dare say the pickles were relish, my jealous spring fellas were born. Their sickles were mean. Their dickles were clean. Penetrate with my sword.
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In a fog, a wavy haze, I spoke to the Lord, my amazing grace. He told me I'm kinda dumb, and pretty annoying.
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Finger lickin' good? We're sad to announce that Garth Brooks has taken that one step further and eaten his finger it was so good. HIS GUITAR FINGER!
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Batter up! Pancakes by the mound with the crumbpire. Make it a double!
MondoMudbutt posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Batter up! Pancakes by the mound with the crumbpire. Make it a double!