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    MondoMudbutt replied to MondoMudbutt's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Put me back on the shelf, my dear boy. What did Greta once say? "A living man's heart does better when on a shelf."
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    Through thick and thin. Through dry and dry. Please leave me beans. With tears inside.
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    How was my friend the best? Spaghetti-o's for breakfast, lunch and dinner, followed by bi-nightly wetness and Day lilies on my bedside table.
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    There is no way Amelia Earhart wasn't married to Winston Churchill. It's undeniably delicious.
  5. MondoMudbutt
    Fool me. Love me. Put no one above me. In fact, it wouldn't be possible because I live in the ceiling.
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    Toenails are the absolute perfect addition to any arugula salad. Simple sprinkle some shaved nails right on the top as a beautiful garnish.
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    Go to the App Store. Download the sex app. It's awful.
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    Pickled taint sausage yogurt for breakfast? You lucky son of a gun.
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    The power the power. It's five after five. Why not simply say it's 5:05? Don't make it into a math problem, jerk.
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    Look, it would really help me out if you could give me your pinky toe. I'll make it up to you.
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    Oh gimme a break. Kit Kat please.
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    If I could just harness the power of the filthy toad, I'd for sure be able to give my favorite celebrity my wart collection.
  13. MondoMudbutt
    As the lights flickered, several men disrobed and began rubbing peanut butter on one another in the covered cupboard as utter lovers should.
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    Just rip the bandaid off your penis already!
  15. MondoMudbutt
    Infect the host of the AirBnB. She looked at me funny when I told her about my prolapsed anus.
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    Walls of farts. Ceilings of sharts. Tell my wife we found our dream home.
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    If you color a banana red, do we the call it a Red Hot Chili Pepper and start singing 'Californication'?
  18. MondoMudbutt
    Heavy flow baby. Spicy food three days in a row and your boy done hit the squirts. Pray y'all. Pray.
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    Look through me. I'm a ghost. Find the cookies. Eat the most. Mom, are you there? Bye.
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    Did you check under the bed? That's where I keep all my used condoms.
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    Stick to the plan. The urethra needs to have a pineapple glaze or this will never work.
  22. MondoMudbutt
    The new Goldie Hawn and Amy Schumer movie 'Snatched' is a sequel to the Brad Pit classic, 'Snatch' right?
  23. MondoMudbutt
    The kids found hair in their soup. I felt terrible, given I had just shaved my pubes.
  24. MondoMudbutt
    The world is dry. The world is wet. Open me up. Make me sweat. Feed my soul. Drink my skin. Open me up. Once again.
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    It's scabies, I know it, she said, covering the infection with her fingernail-less finger.
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