MondoMudbutt

Rest in Reese's Pieces. I've heard it's incredible.

Impress me with your wisdom. Undress me with your Hemi you hot hunk of love.

He was real. He was alive. He drove me to his hive. He slinked. He soared. He ripped the only thing I cared about open. Me.

Don't miss out on the dark dankness driven between the two beef patties in a McDouble.

Take me back to the days of refreshing dips in the pool, melting ice cream sandwiches and family funerals.

The wheels on the bus go round and round over the bodies of innocently confused rodents of all sizes.

Leggo my eggo you piece of shart. My grandmother just died.

Tervis. It's a cup, but also the name of a nice man who stopped playing Pokémon Go, as a result of him having sex with his own dad.

Pack it up, y'all. You don't want Scarp Flozzleman yanking his goalie again.

Looks good. Tastes good. Feels good. Welcome to Handicapped John's Enrichment Program.

Gimme a minute? No. Gimme a while.

Don't clown me. I won't clown you. Don't clown Ming either. He's a cool dood.

Prefontaine? More like Postfontaine, said Scoddrick.

Bill Nye and the adventure into the Vuh-Jai-Nigh

We didn't start the fire. It was already going and then we threw the body in.

Your grandfather isn't actually dead!

Melted bagel butter barnacles baked before braising brine bricked Brillo pads.

Just give Pennywise a chance, ok? He's nice once you get to know him, really.

Trap the frog. Slice the turkey. Meet me at the park. We've got to win it, ok?

I see butts, I see hands. I inserted my fingers, into your great grandfather's pants.

Red Lobster for breakfast, lunch and dinner? I didn't think heaven was real.

Scaramucci. Stanley Tucci. Used to like Snoopy. My fluid leakage is goopy.

Down the hatch, ladies and gentleman. It's the day after the previous one. Come one, come all. See it, cool?

Swellin' up over here while looking at that bear cub. Oops.

Hike up your skirt a little more. Blow pops grow in threes. Automobiles drive the back roads, but my grandmother didn't even know! Oh please.