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MondoMudbutt

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  1. MondoMudbutt

    Stomp the yard. Great dance choreography and It helps the grass seed penetrate the dirt.
  2. Out on the sea. The implication is there. What implication, you ask? The trimming of my dog's pubic hair.
  3. Barnacle covered and sunburn lovers drop trow in the pouring rain. Live the life and stock the yard, the fish will make sex a dream.
  4. 'The Air Up There' is one good flick. Crazy to think it's the prequel to Goodwill Hunting.
  5. On the sidewalk. On the walls. It's everywhere. It's on the balls. I never thought I'd see the day. Oh poop, oh poop, please leave me, nay.
  6. Finger me timbers. Not unless I ask, so, finger me timbers?
  7. MondoMudbutt

    A shrimpin' vessel, indeed it is. Catch the shrimp, release the fish. If I should die, before I wake. I pray the shrimpin' vessel catches shrimp.
  8. Low prices and head lice. Now on sale and with it, you're right! Come on down one down all.
  9. Oh I wonder wonder what's in my grandper's balls.
  10. MondoMudbutt

    Grow up. Seriously. You're cool on the emotional and intelligent level but you're short so grow up.
  11. You can keep the sweater. Just give me back my sweater. That's all I ask.
  12. MondoMudbutt

    Our God is an awesome God. He reigns. And the crowd goes wild. You dope, breh. You dope.
  13. Have a nice day in Nice with your nice niece nestled nicely and neatly next to super sweet night seats.
  14. Hey Rodney, stick to the day job, would ya?
  15. Forgive me father for I have shins. They are my bones, I throw no stones, consider us friends.
  16. MondoMudbutt

    Drop. Stop. Pump no more I'm uninterested.
  17. Billy Crystal picked then grilled the thick pickled nickel; what a fine, great man was thee.
  18. Caramel pheromones scare barren bare-backed boner loners.
  19. Fecal khakis for Christmas please? Demon snacker with Snickers knees. The perfect Friday night.
  20. Wake me up. Wake me up inside. Save me. Call my name and save me from my cum.
  21. Tickle me once. Tickle me twice. Lick my furball. Pubic hair lice.
  22. Eat the cheese. Touch the boy. That’s what I call a good weekend.
  23. Brown livered cantaloupe shavings. Biotin vessel bile blood sausages and a baby foot. Sounds like my mom’s famous French fry cherries jubilee.
  24. Clipper the boy. Sniff the hole. How about a vacation, grandma?
  25. Nipple pickles tickle baby scabies before war torn lords eat street meat feet freaks.
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