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  1. MondoMudbutt
    Iā€™m a stickler for Finnish fixtures and my vinegar sack would agree.
  2. MondoMudbutt
    Tickle me tickle me, but not from behind. You wonā€™t like what comes out, itā€™s Mondoā€™s Brown Slime.
  3. MondoMudbutt
    When the moon hits your eyes like a big pizza pie, I quickly realize that youā€™re kinda ugly and I donā€™t really like you.
  4. MondoMudbutt
    I never meant to offend you when I said you smell like dog shit, itā€™s just true. Weā€™re cool, right?
  5. MondoMudbutt
    Drop down and give me whatever you find on the ground, or Iā€™m buying you a one-way ticket to Tickle Town, Grandma!
  6. MondoMudbutt
    Diamond Dallas Thunder Dorm Dope Dorm Hope Dorm.
  7. MondoMudbutt
    Booby two shoes. Ruby Blues Clues. Duty poo poo. Repeat.
  8. MondoMudbutt
    I cracked my knuckles when they were covered in jellied juniper boob jugs and thought to myself, ā€œIs God even real?ā€
  9. MondoMudbutt
    Pass the Vaseline over here, Dad. Itā€™s been a long day for me, too.
  10. MondoMudbutt
    Iā€™ll never forget the day I told my grandmother she should do a solo sky dive at the age of 92.
  11. MondoMudbutt
    Peanuts! Get your peanuts! Kegels! Do your kegels! Wipes! Insert the wipes! Colonoscopy! Get one!
  12. MondoMudbutt
    Retrieve the fowl and roast the duck. The turtle found cream in the thing he sucked.
  13. MondoMudbutt
    A whopping whopper walloped the gizzard of the lizard who flew too close to the sun-like rays of the golden arches.
  14. MondoMudbutt
    Young love. A mother and son they fuck inside an old dove.
  15. MondoMudbutt
    Drop a cashew on the ground and slide some butter in my hound.
  16. MondoMudbutt
    Drip, drop, and the fun donā€™t stop. Unless, weā€™re talkinā€™ anal drip of course. Then the fun is only just beginning.
  17. MondoMudbutt
    Pepperoni cake and Ranch dressing? You had me at boner cloner, Dad!
  18. MondoMudbutt
    Rumor has it, Tim the Tool man Taylor got hammered last night and scissored his screwdriver set.
  19. MondoMudbutt
    The Beagles won, but my bowels are destroyed for the Super Bowl dragged my intestines to Hell.
  20. MondoMudbutt
    There ainā€™t no mountain high enough to keep me from getting to that sweet and salty toe jam your feet excrete.
  21. MondoMudbutt
    Iā€™m unbelievably confused by the very superstitious writings on my balls.
  22. MondoMudbutt
    My favorite movie as a wee lad would have to be ā€˜Angels in the Outhouse.ā€™ That movie was the shit.
  23. MondoMudbutt
    Do as I say, and not as I do. For I say you should do me while Iā€™m doing you.
  24. MondoMudbutt
    The stunt driver munched on a rabid anus before every reshoot. Or rather, the anus munched him, what with the rabies and all.
  25. MondoMudbutt
    The jelly guzzler muzzled the gizzard lizard for dinner and President 45 inserted himself slowly into himself.
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