MondoMudbutt

Don’t ever try to warm an alien's cold shoulder, or you may just find Scully and no sign of Mulder.

I just saw a shark fart in the Iranian Mediterranean.

Popsicle cell anemia is delicious, the terminal patients say.

That phony pepperoni coney bologna sure makes my belly foamy.

Paul Blart, a true American hero, was just seen riding his Segway into the Battle of 1812 with Blink 182. You can’t make this up, folks!

A stairway to heaven led investigators to a sick solo by Jimmy Page.

Tickle my Elmo and tickle it well. This thirst is the worst, and I need your liquid brown well.

What I insert into my body is confidentially sexy, and I will tell you if you give me a Tootsie Roll Pop.

Tell me that dood Scott Aukerman isn’t effing hawt and I’m gonna get cheesed off.

Dump the mayonnaise on the duckling, take the ferry to 2nd Ave and wash your mouth out with soap. Then, just give me your account number, date of birth, social security number and your fingerprints.

Now is the perfect time to invest in L. Ron Blubber, the warmest material since Trojan Fire condoms.

My grandmother taught me to always flick the beans before I fry them for a second time. It makes them oh so delicious.

The only things I know are true are Alex Jones and Steve Bannon, too.

Shape shifters are no match for the cast of Teen Mom OG and their plastic surgery adventures.

Monsieur, might I trouble you for an open-faced urethra sandwich?

Drop and give me 20 hot dogs from the vendor with the F rating from the sanitation department.

Taco borders and fish paste hoarders lined the smorgasbord of war-torn Legoland.

Frothy broth with a Bluetooth speaker, please—I’m ready for my close up, Doctor.

Apricots are good for cocks and chicken soup is good for soul.

And here is, Chief Queef and the Ying Yang Finger Bangers with their hit single, "Fluttery Farts Are Seeping Within Me".

Breaking News: The Garbage Pail Kids murdered Oscar the Grouch.

United states that if you don’t like it, you can deal with it’s the most you can do, right?

Canada? More like can of "duh"

Amish butter smothered the bubbles covering the southern cupboard’s lovely brown eye.

Milwaukee. The Big Apple. Coca Cola. Diet Snapple. Mustard Cheese. Ticket Raffle. Little dicks of the Little Rascals.