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    Pickle me this, has Jodie Foster ever played an imposter?
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    Clammy hands caressed the ribs, and not all who wandered became lost, that is, except for the albino class ferret.
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    A cowardly cow herd heard word of bird turds on Aunt Gertrude’s worst fur girdle.
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    Don Cheadle beetles and Nick Nolte rolly pollies? You had me at “Hello,” Mr. President.
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    Look, in all honesty, your mom forced me to give your grandmother’s ferret a juice rub down.
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    Big dogs bombarded the brown farts before seeing Brillo pads baking in buttered cheek broth and butt cloth.
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    This is the strength test: grab your ankles, squeeze your cheeks and eat the cake in 3 seconds.
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    Guzzle the drinks, dingus. The flamingos won’t wait forever.
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    Stick your hand into the jelly, and tell me it doesn’t feel like grandpa’s back fat.
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    Real meals seal deals, you say? McDonalds it is then.
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    Give it raw steak, and you’re bound to be talking about a lifelong obsessionality rally and fragility beyond masculinity, Tim.
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    The camouflage condom hid my father’s real penis from his estranged lover for decades.
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    Pipe wrench wielding, Dame Judie Dench, struck the hot dog stand owner, stole 13 dogs and was off.
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    Bringeth thy man with crutches of cheese, for a man with cheese is one to please.
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    Harvey Dent: The man who knew too little.
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    Take the string cheese and put it under your pillow for one full week. Then relay that back to me, you sexy son of a bitch.
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    “Nipple clamps are of great use in the kitchen,” local chef, Bobby Flay, tells reporters.
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    Eat the brain. Gain the fame. This delicious sack. Is ready for your flame.
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    “Frogger had a horrible life” the neighbor said. “He was always risking his life to prove his worth to his hamster lover.”
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    Rest in pieces of Reese’s peanut butter pie because that shit’s delicious.
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    Foot lick Friday’s are back y’all! For ten minutes get a foot lick dipstick for only a penny.
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    Glazed pastry dough demolished the innards of the already infested stomach of the rogue squirrel.
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    Ketchup and liquor for breakfast. Catch up and lick her on guest lists of Nesquik.
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    Iced tea ice cream covered the thickened baby foot.
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    Look, if you did did it, tell me. My brother needs to know if you fingered his lizard.
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