MondoMudbutt
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A rabbi grabbed my third eye on the first date like a bad little boy.
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No one said this job was going to be easy, but someone’s gotta pull apart the cheeks.
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Cannibal? More like can of bull shit and that’s disgusting, and it smells bad.
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What holes must the Play Doh go in to make the cream erupt?
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I’m contractually obligated to let you eat my rotten cottage cheese.
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Somebody poisoned my mom’s applesauce and now’s she’s ill.
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Gimme the curdles and leave the milk. Mama wants nipples of silk.
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If you're gonna ride my ass, make sure it's on a corn mattress.
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Pinch the chocolate and spread the cheese. What's good for you is good for me.
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The turkey sandwich was even more delicious the second time.
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Riding bareback on a white horse and the devil’s cummin on me.
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For God so loved his girthy earthworm, he created the penis.
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That cucumber will never fit, they said. Look who’s laughing now!
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I’m trying to get breakfast, lunch, afternoon snack, dinner and dessert at Chili’s for the next 3 weeks straight.
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Is it just me or is there a pubic hair in my Lunchable?
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Sickle cell anemic smells and the carcass of the rotten ham hock by John Grisham.
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If there ain’t sweat on the back of your thighs after leaving a dank Port-O-Potty, you ain’t a friend of mine.
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What do you think those dinos way back when did for food? It’s not like they could just go to McDonalds down the block for a...
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Yes sir, I’m inquiring about your authentic Moist Bubble Nips.
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I’ve never been so disappointed as when I unsuccessfully tried to write a diss track about missing a gynecological dentist appointment.
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