Justa Punn

But we do recommend the uplifting true story of when Rudy overcame all odds to play football for Notre Dame.

Wherefore don't thee wend liveth in Southern California's quite quaint San Fernando Valley?

Muck in Kenterman

put it in your hear holes!

We don't have to get coffee. We can get dressed in prom outfits, hold hands and run across a rainy football field in slow motion while the last two minutes of Graveyard Girl plays on a loop and pretend we're in the end credits of a Molly Ringwald film.

classic

not with a coupon would I buy this joke

Mantra

I'm serious bro let's hang. We'll get drunk, threaten each other with knives while listening to the Conan The Barbarian soundtrack on a loop until the sun comes up it'll be great let's do this.

Not to be confused with "I'm gonna make your sole bleed" that the rock in my shoe said to my foot

Hole joke, half a laugh

This is the big leagues son

Slave Laborman

I had two names for you: La Niña when the cold wind would rise, Hot Fuss the rest of the time. It was the name of your favorite album, and you were becoming the name of mine. - I wrote this on the back of a cocktail napkin factory once

Bro, seriously, let's do this. We'll rip some fish out of the river with our bare hands prior to.

Go home cow, you're drunk

Closed on lent.

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Scott Aquaman

They both had great cape games

How about it? We can go out, drink Meade from a ram’s horn, get drunk, take our shirts off and take turns punching each other in the solar plexus until one of us passes out, talk some tang it’ll be great let’s do it.

Works better as a PFT joke.

I wasn't sure if this, or a similar variant of this, had been done before. If so, my apologies.

Together we can end this madness

Prolly because it wasn't spelled the same.