Justa Punn

truth

see it's the lead-in that gets you the high catchphrase ratings

Scott - if you ever have Matthew McConaughey on the show can you please have him read this? I'm trying to make a commercial for the perfume I make in my bathtub and it would really help. Thanks.

give it away now...

RIP Dak/My love life

Downward Dogerman

Extra charge for Guackerman

Next week John Ham

The key to winning a woman's heart is to look into her, not at her.

Soft-Rockerman

“First she broke my heart, and then she broke my liver” from the album “Diggin’ with the Lord’s Shovel” by Mississippi Trim. It’s the CBB Country Ballad of the day.

good luck airing out that fresh spring smell though

"Girl you so sweet, you gave my heart diabetes" from the album "Galactic Caligula's Space Temptation" by Winston DuPree & The Velveteen Heartbeats. It’s the CBB 70’s R&B song of the day.

*offer void in certain parts of the country.

I heard the UN is installing a recording studio at their headquarters so Bono never has to leave

lyrics to a rap song I'll never write

I feel like Jiminy Cricket may have sung this at some point.

Don't get the joke? You're soaking in it.

Safety tip: If you're ever being attacked by a bear just sing "Help me" by Joni Mitchell and it'll run away. Bears hate that San Fransisco sound. Take it from me, Barry Knowledgeable.

eggs on eggs on eggs on eggs

face hair don't care

They're making a prequel where we find out how he got his magic hat

Nobody ever talks about the ironic cast names for these movies: Diesel = the wrong car fuel Walker = drives everywhere Tyrese = has difficulty with tires

Please excuse my mistake I only listen to Jelly Roll Morton when I blend

let it cool first