revengeofthesonofghostdad

I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms dealers mad they didn't get to come.

In a strange historical coincidence, Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln, and Secretariat had a Lincoln Continental named Kennedy.

You'd just as soon kiss a Wookie? I can arrange that. Also on the table: a Bothan hand job and a Tijuana tauntaun show.

Today's Comedy Bang! Bang! has been cancelled so that we can bring you the first episode of U Going to Talk Oingo Boingo to Us?

Damn, Daniel! Back at it again with the red tail lights heading for Spain.

Sippin' scotch & soda with Luke & Yoda in a swamp pagoda

As a dishonored samurai, I must now commit harakiri. Cubs win! Cubs win! If you were a hot dog and you were starving, would you eat yourself?

Girl, are you Gargamel? Because I'm about to smurf my smurfing smurf.

Chris Pratt could eat no fat (once he was cast in Guardians).

That's not a knife. THIS is a knife. Oops, no, sorry, this isn't a knife either. It's a spatula. We have a lot of things in common, what with the not having knives and all.

Young Pope? Young Sheldon? What's next, Young Frankenstein?!

How do you get to Carnegie Hall? Practice, practice, head north on 10th Ave and take a right on W 57th. You can't miss it!

I want a woman who's a Shrek in the streets and a puss in the boots.

]I know a lesbian who drives the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile. I call her Dick Van Dyke. Welcome to Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.