Reegman

Billy Joel sang, "A bottle of red, a bottle of white. It all depends upon your appetite". Maybe it should've depended on if he was driving that night.

It's been awhile since my wife said, "What's Up, Hotdog?". Heynong man, it's not that kind of show!

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack tripped over his floppy dick.

You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't come within 100 feet of a school as mandated by the court.