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So my surfer pals, are also bank robbers!?!? At this point, I need a break.

The gol-danged Marshal fingered my ranchhand

At the end of my life when I settle my scores I hope I’m still able to wear regular drawers

I flee, you flee, we all flee from Godzilly.

Red leather Yellow leather Ubermenscher Erik Lensherr

Duck, a deer, a shemale deer

This movie sat in my memory for years, as a story of mortal enemies who must rely on each other for survival. While it isn’t exactly that, the main part of the movie is an interesting story, as the 2 strip away all the hatred, mistrust etc. that divides them. Then the child comes, and our “hero” cares for him and they walk off into the future - the movie ends with you wondering what they’ll face next. But it’s NOT over, you get to immediately learn what they’ll face next - it’s the Temple of Doom slave mine for some reason! The last part is really stupid and fits the rest of the story like pickles on a sundae.

That’s not a catheter.......THIS is a catheter!

“Night Court” took risks they didn’t care about canon because you know who’s from space? Bull *fucking* Shannon

Whether you saunter or strut waddle or toddle Cuidado Piso Mojado

Easy there, cool cool Kitty we’ve heard quite enough about the boy from new york city

We discard banana peels / apple cores go in the bin / now solemnly we’re here today / to do the same with Uncle Jim

My sweetheart brought her massager to our cabin by the lake I can never hold a candle to her old friend “Shaky Jake”

Adopt a moral nature walk the straight and narrow path make your mind and body nice and clean don’t touch your privates in the bath

Who is-not al-lowed to go on Dis-ney pro-per-ty M . I . S . - T . E . R . - M . O . U . S . E .

Scissors are made for the left or right hand but tough luck leftie if you want to open a can

In my home’s a little dog, who follows some simple commands; but I see who’s really in charge, since I pick up his shit with my hands.

It’s in the modern fashion to be waxing bush and butts but a trusty safety razor does a fine job on deez nuts

Remember well your ancestors for their brave and mighty feats, as you lay with wife to slumber on Pokémon bed sheets

I pray tonight for Gumby in an effort to get thin he was very badly injured ‘neath a kitchen rolling-pin

We eat them at night and then in the mor’n bid a watery farewell to bright kernels of corn

Add "in bed" to your fortune, then it's all about nookie. But I think it's unfair, to sexualize your cookie.

She recommended that I order the fish “Ma’am, I’m a dolphin I’ve already eaten that dish”

Danny LaRusso trained at a furious pace and his dreams all came true when he kicked that guy in the face

Welcome to our order here's your custom-made habit all the sisters are excited to see a nun who's a rabbit