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    Squirrels expect snow gathering edible things that's a real good idea let's go buy a shitload of beans
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    I envy the mallard the swan and the goose allowed to keep swimming while they drop a deuce
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    Pig, sheep, cow, chicken and old farmer Dirk all refer to each other as "my friend from work"
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    If you're at the zoo go visit the tigers. When it comes to old movies check out Rod Steiger's.
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    Gramps always said "When ya can't join 'em - beat 'em" but is it really worthwhile to start my own arboretum?
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    I brought my dog along, to the old fortune teller: reading his paw, she asked; have you watched "Old Yeller"?
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    My friend the sparrow, met a crow and a hawk; they laced up their shoes, and took a long walk.
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    Think of the dolphins, our friends in the sea. So ill-equipped, for climbing a tree.
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    At the post office, I met the love of my life. Get stamps.com, stay away from my wife.
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    Guerrilla Skydiving, there's nothing quite like it. Hurting the feelings, of the competent pilot.
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    He told me the treasure, "is inside of you". But I'm getting impatient, so far it's all poo.
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    It's not how you look, it's not how you feel. I just don't think she wants, to go out with you, eel.
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    He's played Willy Loman, and Buster Hymen. Ladies and Gentlemen, here's Dustin Diamond.
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    You might have an outie, you might have an innie; but one thing's for certain, you like My Cousin Vinnie.
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