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Mozzarella Fitzgerald

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    Champion quilter Quilt Chamberlain slept with over 20,000 women who were all kept extremely cozy.
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    Improv is for people who are too lazy to write material and too lazy to spell “improvisational”.
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    This episode of Comedy Bang Bang is brought to you by Micturition Syncope, a new sketch comedy show by Pee and Keel.
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    Hot dogs are made from lips and assholes and assholes are made from fists and apples.
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    Dance like everyone's watching and stuffing dollar bills into your G string.
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    In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. But surely he'll still find, That he bumps into everything.
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    There's no better feeling than truckin' in to Coxsackie by way of Mianus with a full load of tainted meat.
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    There's no time like the present! ...except for now ...and now ...and now ...and now ...and now ...and now...
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    My favorite album is Dalai Lama: Live at BuddhaCon.
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    When Phil Collins has congested sinuses, he takes Su Su Sudafed.
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    This summer, make sure to practice safe BBQing by frequenting my new restaurant "Ribs For Your Pleasure".
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    I can scat better than just about anybody and my jazz vocal improvisations are pretty good too. Shot Glockerman
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    Stalk Aquaman
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