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reversemantra
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And alexander wept, for he was being a bitch.
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Henny Youngman's wife was taken too soon
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Ball so hard I have testicular torsion
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My professor lectured the entire class on the dangers of making blankets statements. I said ONE bad thing about blankets.
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You miss 100% of the shots you don't take, but you also miss 0% because any percent of 0 is still 0.
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I feel bad because it's 2017 and I don't have any black friends. Also I don't have any white friends, or any friends.
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My grandfather is probably rolling in his grave right now. We got him a really cool rotating casket.
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My grandfather is probably rolling in his grave. We got him a really rotating casket it's sick.
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There's nothing like a clean break. I mean this in no other context than when taking a shit.
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A family outing is when an entire family is revealed to be gay against their wishes. Very rare.
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Just saw a dead butterfly being eaten by ants. If that's not a sign I don't know what is. (I don't know what a sign is).
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Everything bagel for an everything life
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I finally saw that movie For Colored Girls.
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Wasn't for me.
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I finally saw that movie For Colored Girls.
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Wasn't for me.
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People say I have a swimmer's build. In fairness, I do have webbed feet and am completely hairless, but I try to see the positives.
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Shame shame I know your name... It's Shame Shame.
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Tel Aviv? I barely know Aviv!
Let me answer that question with another question... What was your question?
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Let me answer that question with another question... What was your question?