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Colonel Nooky

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About Colonel Nooky

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    Wolfpup
  • Birthday 09/02/1988

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    Los Angeles
  1. Colonel Nooky
    Hush little scabie, don't say a word, daddy's gonna spread you to his friends at work.
  2. Colonel Nooky
    A romp in the quiet is worth two biscuits in the loud.
  3. Colonel Nooky
    I was disappointed to learn that the Garbage Man was in fact NOT made of garbage.
  4. Colonel Nooky
    You know what they say about learning Chinese: It's not Chineasy!
  5. Colonel Nooky
    Correct me if I'm wrong, respect me if I'm right, enjoy me when I'm calm, and fight me cause I'm white.
  6. Colonel Nooky
    I asked the Mohel to lance my boil, but he insisted on seeing my penis.
  7. Colonel Nooky
    Colonel Nooky the horny Wookie, owed his bookie a cookie. The cookie was brown, which matched his frown, upon learning his bookie was Whoopi.
  8. Colonel Nooky
    Red Lobster gives me cancer, and I LOVE it. Crabs for everyone!
  9. Colonel Nooky
    If pennies were pebbles, I'd still hit you with a sock full of them.
  10. Colonel Nooky
    Like a clumsy nun in the laundry, I fall back into old habits. 3 hail Marys my dear.
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