Colonel Nooky

Hush little scabie, don't say a word, daddy's gonna spread you to his friends at work.

A romp in the quiet is worth two biscuits in the loud.

I was disappointed to learn that the Garbage Man was in fact NOT made of garbage.

You know what they say about learning Chinese: It's not Chineasy!

Correct me if I'm wrong, respect me if I'm right, enjoy me when I'm calm, and fight me cause I'm white.

I asked the Mohel to lance my boil, but he insisted on seeing my penis.

Colonel Nooky the horny Wookie, owed his bookie a cookie. The cookie was brown, which matched his frown, upon learning his bookie was Whoopi.

Red Lobster gives me cancer, and I LOVE it. Crabs for everyone!

If pennies were pebbles, I'd still hit you with a sock full of them.

Like a clumsy nun in the laundry, I fall back into old habits. 3 hail Marys my dear.