Eponymous Ponymouse

Beauty may be in the eye of the beholder, but I be in the b-hole of this booty.

Trends come and go, but it seems like kids everywhere love Lady Gaga and the Goo Goo Dolls!

X said he was going to give it to me, but he just left a slip on my door. Now I have to take a bus to go pick it up.

Now listen here, Roxette. We all enjoy your off-brand Eurythmics power pop stylings, but joyrides are nothing to sing about. People get hurt.

Throw out all your Bill Cosby and Bing Crosby sweaters: it's Bill Bixby sweater season!

I just watched Bad News Bears, and wow, those bears were horrible journalists.

My Jingle-Horse refused to pick up its feet, so everyone I know is getting Jingle-Glue for Christmas this year!

DID YOU KNOW?: As an aviatrix, Amelia Earhart was not actually a prehistoric bird, but was more of a flying reptile.

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