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  1. PollyDarton

    Episode 170 - Bratz

    This is all you need to know... he rhymes "things" with "things." It's a part of the chorus.
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    Episode 170 - Bratz

    Whoa. Ok me next... What is the worst song that gets frequently requested and why is it Kid Rock's All Summer Long?
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    Episode 170 - Bratz

    6. Meredith and the Bratz seem to be the most visible and important students at the school even though (in the beginning) they are freshmen and sophomores - Juniors and seniors are meaningless and not present. This is extremely similar to Saved by the Bell where the gang rules the school regardless of their class status. 7. The gang finds that they should stick it out as friends even though they don't run in the same cliques... which is the exact outcome of The Breakfast Club.
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    Episode 170 - Bratz

    She is such a jerk to them! What she says is RIDICULOUS. If you don't want to re-watch she says "Girl I brought it, nailed it, lent it to my best friend's kid sister, and I borrowed it back while you were still figuring out the beat." What!?
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    Episode 170 - Bratz

    It takes the crackheads on project runway around 8 hours to make something that ugly... so yes, impressive if not completely impossible! Jade's skills do require a bit of suspension of disbelief. Cloe is a great soccer player - not out of the realm of possibility. Sasha is a cheerleading and tumbling dynamo - I'm still on board. Yasmin... umm... Yasmin... well she can speak spanish, totally plausible. Jade can make a fully finished garment in a class period as well as seizure inducing fireworks experiments? Is that some "Asian girls are magic" racism?
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    Episode 170 - Bratz

    Can we all take a moment to appreciate this movie's unsung hero: globe guy.
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    Episode 170 - Bratz

    Hey Thanks!
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    Episode 170 - Bratz

    Also - this should not be ignored. Putting chocolate in a bra is a ridiculous idea.
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    Episode 170 - Bratz

    Yes, this! But also Bubbie and Yasmin's transactions seem to be a secret - FROM WHO? In their household there is only Yasmin, Bubbie, the pedo-kid with the hairdo,and a mariachi band. It's not like she's Cliff Huxtable hiding his sub sandwich indulgences from Claire Huxtable... in this scenerio there is no Claire. There is no Zaydee to keep this Bubbie accountable. Lady, you want some damn chocolate? Literally go to ANY store that sells ANY thing. Which brings me to only one conclusion - Those are magic mushroom chocolates like I ate in college.
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    Episode 170 - Bratz

    It just occurred to me... that her name might be a shout-out to Meredith Baxter-Birney... but why!?
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    Episode 170 - Bratz

    She is... that's one pro-active freshman!
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    Episode 170 - Bratz

    So this photo would mean that Meredith is a senior, because she has 3 golden hatchet awards from the previous talent shows. This still does not really explain why she is already the school president on the first day of school of her sophomore year. When do they hold SGA elections?
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    Episode 170 - Bratz

    There is a table for "Girls soccer" is that the same as girl jocks? There doesn't seem to be any lady basketball, volleyball, field hockey, or softball. It would seem girl's soccer and cheerleaders are the only acceptable female athletics at Carrie Nation High. Sad.
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    Episode 170 - Bratz

    There are 17 on her chart and she mentions "goths, gangsters, wanna-be gangsters, the pretzel people(Who are very different from the Greenies), nerds, the football jocks" and she sends one guy over to the loners. Additionally I saw the karate kids, rockabilly/greasers, and whatever student government clique Meredith is in.
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    Episode 170 - Bratz

    When the extras came to the wardrobe department for a fitting for this movie, they would have literally sorted them like Meredith does based on similar criteria... well, probably mostly on their appearance but I like to think the costume designer had a similar chart.
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    Episode 170 - Bratz

    Although it is easily argued that The Temperance League is enforcing a form of conformity (conformity to God), Carrie Nation herself is a terrible icon for conformity. She was a hatchet wielding eccentric. She found the consumption of liquor to be personally abhorrent and decided it was God's will that she should stop its influence. She was arrested 32 times and soaked up the attention. She sold photos of herself holding axes as well as tiny souvenir hatchets. Can an instrument of destruction really be a great symbol for conformity? Perhaps. Either the writers were lazy and just wanted the image of a stern old lady or maybe there is a deeper message of breaking down the norm like "Da Bratz?" Also Da Bratz:
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    Episode 170 - Bratz

    June and Kate seemed baffled by remembering seeing the clip of "Hey Paula" where Paula Abdul freaks out about being overwhelmed by the Bratz movie. They probably saw it the same way I did... on The Soup with Joel McHale.
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