SpankeyMcDougal
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She turned slowly, revealing a sly smile, looked deep in his waiting eyes, took a breath & whispered close in his ear: "Farts for days.Farts for days"
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Wrinkles mean you laughed, grey hair means you cared, and that crushing feeling of depression means life beat you down into submission.
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At this support group, we're all just trying to get by. Luckily I had some by, and now we're all FUCKED UP.
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Nothing better than sticking my yule log in the fire-crotch.
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Now you see, Little Timmy, this is how I remember it: When there's a queue in your gut, that means it's time to poo out your butt.
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Remember, George, no man is a failure who has friends with benefits.
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Don't go breaking my heart, and certainly don't try to reconnect my vas deferens.
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To the man with only a hammer, everything begins to look like a nail. To the man with only a putty knife, everything begins to look silly.
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I just flew in from milking a whole herd of bulls, and boy are my arms tired.
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It will be a cold day in hell before you know it, climate change is a bitch.
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Lucky for you my first and middle names are Lucky. Lucky Lucky Hitler.
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Beyonce's fiancé played yahtzee with Potsie while Rome burned.
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You know, it's moments like this when I see a little bit of myself in you. Oh, oops sorry, let me take that out.
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You've reached the voice mailbox of 666, Dicks-Dicks-Dicks, Pee-Pee, Wee-Wee. Please leave a message at the tone.
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Would you like to come up for a nightcap? Don't get any ideas, that's just the hat I wear while we're sexing.
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Hi, may I have your attention. Now that I have it, what do you have left? Nothing. As if you never existed at all.
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We-all-cum to Comedy Bang Bang. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang.
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How much wood could a prude schmuck suck if a nude cuck you'd fuck screwed?
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