"Is this eponymous Hieronymous Bosch synonymous with glamourous?" asks the posh frosh to his unwashed bro Josh. "Gosh, I'm at a loss," Josh riposts as he tosses a frosted Shock Top over an unwatched portrait of Van Gogh.
My shy bladder crawls like a shawl beneath high waters, unlike Michael Showalter's shyster sister Chester who, like Dexter's Michael C. Hall, walks tall as a baller.