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Regular Human Name

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  1. All I want for Christmas is more pop music covers of Christmas songs
  2. Mistletoe? No, that's garlic, this holiday party is strictly vampire-free!
  3. This Holiday, give your loved ones the gift of your funny little truth
  4. If you have an erection lasting longer than four hours, stop bragging about it you lucky jerk!
  5. Firs horse fights, then horse rights; when will we ever get a clear answer for the official CBB position on horses!?
  6. If you love someone, let them go. Let them go now, and walk out with your hands up.
  7. You thought you could mess with the Pharoah? Well joke's on you, frogs's legs and fried locusts are my favorite foods, and I hate my first-born son!
  8. Air Bud's The Woof of Wall Street: "Ain't nothing in the rulebook says a dog can't run a massive financial fraud scheme and rob clients of millions of dollars!"
  9. "Everything's made up and the points don't matter" -- a shared philosophy for improv and clinical depression!
  10. WARNING: This podcast manufactured in a facility that processes actors' pain; may contain trace amounts of pathos.
  11. Regular Human Name

    Now proudly 100% vampire-free!

    Now proudly 100% vampire-free!
  12. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but I'm afraid you'll have to file a restraining order to deal with that fruitmonger
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