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Fats McGassy

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  1. Fats McGassy
    My GPS told me to get off on exit 3, I said get out of my personal life
  2. Fats McGassy
    Maybe it's Maybelline, but my doctor seems to think it's herpes.
  3. Fats McGassy
    People always say time is relative so how come I never see him at the family reunions?
  4. Fats McGassy
    My mama always said "life was like a box of chocolates", but mama also said knock you out. So help yourself to a truffle and brace for impact.
  5. Fats McGassy
    They say that life tastes better with KFC, but I say mixing your cereal with fried chicken is borderline insanity.
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