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Lovey Howell was menopausal, but sadly, she did not pause before boarding the Minnow.
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I ordered the Death By Chocolate, but all I got was this hemorrhagic stroke!
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YOU LAUGHED WHEN I INVENTED GO-GURT... BUT WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, JENNIFER?!?!!!
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Sir, this is a dog show, not a baking competition: we'll welcome a well-trained purebred but never a well-grained pure bread!!!
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A-tisket a-tasket, let's fuck in a casket!
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Kiss me like I'm a non-consenting princess!!!
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Got hacked by North Korea, now my Mac's got gonorrhea.
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Take a look, it's in a book, the Kama Sutra!
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Is there a genie in your twattle, baby? Because, I'd like to rub it the right way!
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Get a load of this: have you heard of this new thing called E-Mail? Give me a friggin' break! I mean, what's next... F-Mail?!?!?!
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The lousy milkman became the lousier accountant - all he did was skim.
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The lousy milkman became the lousier accountant - all he did was skim.
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Showed my Pogs to Armie Hammer... then that scoundrel ate my slammer!
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I'm here to eat ass or chew bubble gum - either way, you're about to get sticky.
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I'M GOING OUT LIKE I CAME IN: FEET FIRST THROUGH MY MOTHER'S VAG!!!
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Think Wikifeet is kinky?! Wait'll you get a load of Wikiweenus!!!!
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It's not easy being gangrenous.
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Imma traditional sorta feller, and I likes my ryes marbled and m'balls gargled.
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Sure, my daddy taught me how to walk... walk right out the door!
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Oh, maybe he's no Romeo, but he's my lovin' Mercutio, oh, oh-oh-oh!
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I hate to see you go, but I love to watch your gas can exit.
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Make lemons out of lemonade… THEN you’ll have my attention!
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I'm not one to make Idol chatter, but... that William Hung has got it goin' on!
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