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Everything posted by Call Waiting for Godot
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Aquaman is such a poser... dude's trying waaaaay too hard to make WETLANTIS "a thing."
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Home is where the heart is... but I keep my testes at my bestie's!
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May we adjoin our groins in the name of Dogecoin?
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I'll tell you the news for a handful of pubes!
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IF THE CHICKEN CROSSES THE ROAD AGAIN, ARREST IT FOR JAYCOCKING.
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Welcome to my abode - now, look upon my chode!
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The Loch Ness Monster is my A.A. sponsor.
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"In the HEIGHTS" my ass -Â THEY BARELY EVEN GO ABOVE SEA LEVEL!!!!
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Roman Polanski walks into a bar... which was weird because there were no kids to diddle.
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Excuse me, are you an heirloom tomato farmer? âCause Iâd love to take a bite of your beefsteak.
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Let's just say I played the vuvuzela en mis escuela, muchacho.
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Honk if you're horny... fluegelhorn if you're flaccid!
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In my older and more invulnerable years I lived forever and ever the end.
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Sharla went tanning? So what! Sheâs been a âcharlatanâ her whole pale-ass life.
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Wait, if the cream fertilizes the egg that means... oh dear god, Cadbury Cream Eggs are living embryos?!
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Sure, Thor may be the God of Thunder, but I'm the God of Butterfly Kisses.
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I'm a hermit in the streets and a crab in the sheets!
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Turn me inside out, 'til I'm flopping like a trout!
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If you grant my darkest wish, you'll gut me like a fish!
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YOU BELITTLE ME EVERYDAY, "HONEY" - SO OF COURSE YOU SHRUNK THE KIDS!!!!!
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Here's more food for THOT - she's one hungry-ass bitch!
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Like King Kong, I've a shockingly tiny dong!
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Dutifully the cobbler fixed my shoes as I consumed his fruity flakey innards.
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Don't say that you missed me, if you're not going to fist me!!!
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Don't say that you missed me, if you're not going to fist me!!!
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And yet Scott called it a terrible catchphrase. IT MADE YOU LAUGH, MR. HOT SAUCERMAN!