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Everything posted by Call Waiting for Godot
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After a couple of drinks, Tolkien went from non-fungible to VERY fungible, if you get my drift....
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Open wide, maggots, 'cause it's carcass time!
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M'lord... Dogecoin, it moveth my rogue groin!
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Nah boi, you done messed up - you fucked with the wrong Muffet's tuffet!
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In the end, the Kampf wasn't just Mein... it was all of Germany's.
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If Ayn Rand had written the Hunger Games, it would have been called "Katniss Shrugged."
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I'VE ASKED POLITELY THAT YOUÂ SPANK ME NIGHTLY!!!!
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At the end of the day, aren't we all just screaming WITNESS ME, as we hurtle our exploding bodies toward the gates of Valhalla?Â
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Study hemorrhoids online for a bloody good time!
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Fill me with creams, til I taste your daddy's dreams!
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Fonzi didn't practice safe sex, and sadly, he got AAAAAAAAIIIDS.
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Mayor McCheese isn't the family man he pretends to be; he's always asking for "extra mayo between those buns."
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If you thought getting catfished was bad, you haven't been Japanese Swallowtailed yet.
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It's not unexpected if I'm casually erected!
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The Squatty Poddycast is here, so it's time to shit comfortably from your rear!!!
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Everybody's like, "Bromances this, bromances that!" And I'm like, "YO! WHAT THE HELL DO I CALL IT WHEN I MAKE LOVE TO MY BROTHER?!"
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We are such Mega Stuf as Oreo cream centers are made on....
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Whatever our turds are made of, his and mine are the same.
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Tell me I matter, or I'll empty my bladder!
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Golden showers give me pee-pee powers.
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Bring me your finest berbers and shags, you carpetbagging son of a bitch!
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Touch my gallbladder, until I finally matter.
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They call me the giggling gigolo, cause I'm tittering and fucking wherever I go.
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