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Everything posted by Call Waiting for Godot
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Feed, my little piggies... daddy has slopped your trough.
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Freaky Fast Jimmy is a gigolo, and Freaky Fast Jimmy's Johns... oh how freaky fast they cum and go!
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If an ant can be a queen, I can be a midlevel manager, motherfucker.
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Toss my salad, while I sing you a ballad.
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Hey Brad, your underarm's calling - it wants its PIT back!
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Get ready for art that holds a mirror up to society, only to expose its hairy clam!
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For a next level Medieval Times experience, toss on a couple of medicinal leeches!
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I'm droppin' more seed than Johnny Apple!
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Open up, lil babies, & suckle my swollen teats!
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My family can't enjoy The Game of Life, since that day my father casually swallowed my wife.
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The family can't seem to enjoy Twister, since that time I impregnated my sister.
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Open up, cocksuckers, cause here comes Big Buford!
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How many blowjobs do I have to give in this town before I land an unpaid internship?!?
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Sadly, due to the necessity of remote learning, many college freshman are having to ookie their own cookies.
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Please don't say "drunk as a skunk" again. I may be a varmint, but I'm also in recovery.
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U wanna get this 'gurt, u best build me a yurt!
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Eat my teats while I butter your beets!
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Excuse me, garçon? This Acapulco osso buco made me puke-o.
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I've got that hustle and flow, straight from my catheter, yo.
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Eeyore was covered in gore, but good ol' Pooh knew just what to do!
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Mr. Snuffleupagus died from syphil-iffle-us.
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Take a picture, it'll last longer... then suck my thong, it's even stronger!
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Don't know why everybody calls me "shit for brains" - even the doctors who found all that actual feces in my prefrontal cortex.
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He put up quite the fight, but like them all, Uncle Buck's head is now mounted on my wall.
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