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From grundle to pate, ye be what ye ate.
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I don't know your name, but there's something between us - this might sound insane, but is that your penis?
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Now, for a word on the dearly departed: he was a turd who constantly farted.
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Don't make the mistake of calling me a Cuban; I may be a sandwich, but my first name is Reuben!
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Take it from me, there were plenty of angry and confused cannibals at those Comedy Central Roasts.
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"Hey girl, your low level trauma makes my dick throbba!" isn't the feedback I had hoped for from my psychiatrist.
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I love Lucy, but she loves speed.
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We want free tacos, not your dirty jockos!
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Holy Studs Terkel! Angela Merkel was caught doing The Urkel!
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Though I might seem the meanest, it's because I'm small penised!
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My big booty is filled with even bigger "asspirations."
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Last on the call sheet, but first in our hearts.
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Let's just say... I was in the room where it crappened.
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Once you start peeing pus, then you’ll know you’re one of us!
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Wrestlemania cured my varicose veinias!
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Now get out there, and eat this LSAT’s ass millennial style!
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I'm a Lord Licorice in the streets, and a Gloppy in the sheets!
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Is that a 60s style free-love commune in your park, or are you just hippie to see me?
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Egad! Dermot Mulroney nibbled my pooney!
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The moment I realized Zeus was real, I was thunderstruck.
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The moment I realized Zeus was real, I was thunderstruck.
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Watch out for her tomahawk dunks, cause Lizzie Borden's got sick-ass new Jordans!
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Front to front and side to side, fill me up with formaldehyde!
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Zoinks! Herbert Hoover sucked on my boober!
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I thought I had booked “Nick Fury” for my son’s birthday party... but fortunately, Nick Furry turned out to be QUITE the entertainer!
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