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Everything posted by Call Waiting for Godot
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When Vladimir looses his voice, do people ever call him Rasp-Putin?
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Kevin Sorbo's Hercules isn't mad, he's just "DISAAAAAPPOOOOIIIIINTEEEEEED!"
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Life’s a beach, and you just stepped on a used hypodermic needle.
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I want you to yell "HUT HUT" with your thumb up my butt.
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It's all a big numbers game, kid, and we've got a heaping helping of alphabet soup!
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Yikes! Richard Nixon hardened my prickson!
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Reason for annulment? The magic of the Bioluminescent Bay rendered me happily gay!
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Barkeep! Do you practice what you preach, and have sex on the beach?
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Members of Mensa make monthly menses on my mother's credenza.
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Das vadanya, and don't get any on ya!
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Yeah, the mortician and I hooked up; she cream-ate all night long.
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Well, I'm a feline gynecologist, so yeah... I'm literally up to my elbows in pussy.
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The moment I wake up, before I put on my makeup, I take a little sloppy poo.
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Help! Chris Christie made my slit misty!
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Oh, I'm the Discrete Excreter cause I'm such a silent shitter - once I'm sneaky sloppin', you'll know I'm not a kidder.
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Apathy is a dish best served... fuckin' whenever, I guess - I don't know.
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No, no.... Tinabella and Fabulousa will NOT be saying please or thank you; we're raising them to be soulless goblins, so they can get ahead.
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Oh what... I excrete a little waste because I'm digestive track's elimination point, and suddenly I'M the asshole?
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Life is like a box of chocolates... and you're a dog, so it's poison.
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You can lead a horse to rehab, but you can’t commit it involuntarily.
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Hark! From my pussy to my crack, I do sense the McRib is back!
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Spoiler alert: turns out Madame Bovary is just a cow's ovary.
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Don't sweat it; every escape room grand champion ruins a closed-casket funeral or two.
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My grandfather's tits give me amorous fits!!!
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