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Mariachi goin' Liberace on my crotchy!
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I'm in the biz, so don't gimme no jizz!
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My first kiss was practically a religious experience... but they reassigned him to a different church not long after.
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I thought we were doing mo-cap, but it turns out it was just some dude putting his tiny balls all over me.
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I'm generally a pretty laid-back guy, but if my milk gets spilled again, I WILL cry myself to sleep!
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I love pranks, but if someone puts all my office supplies in jello, my day is ending in a murder-suicide.
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If you see me in a motel, please know things aren't going very well.
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The full title for "Call Me By Your Name" was originally, "Stroke the Shaft, Cup the balls, and Say My Name."
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I'd be a total incel if I wasn't such a well-adjusted fuck machine!
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There's just no gettin' rid a' ya, not even with chlamydia!
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If my pussy's wet, it's because she got a bath at the vet.
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If my pussy's wet, it's because she got a bath at the vet.
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BREAKING STEWS: French Stewart & Kristen Stewart revealed to be same person!!!
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Put your pergola in my portico, until we both blow our full load-icos.
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I'm selling a camera that's shaped like a gnome - put it near your toilet, put it near your home!
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Baby, imma fill you up with loads of hot borple.
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I'm finally bingeing all eight seasons of "Monk" - when the hell does this guy join the monastery?!
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Actually, the Devil wears JNCOs.
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I'll see your butterball turkey, and I'll raise you a margarine-testicle chicken!
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At the end of the day, every great singer-songwriter is also a regular eater-crapblower.
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I'm so woke I donated my alarm clock's snooze button to, like, the rainforest or whatever.
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In the newest Nightmare on Elm Street reboot, Freddy Krueger gets canceled for calling his murder victims "bitches."
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No sir, my ass isn't dumb at all! My ass actually attended Brown University and graduated with di-STINK-tion!
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