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The front door’s free, but the back door will cost you a fancy dinner.
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and both are enjoyed tapas style? -
Spoiler alert: the calls of the wild are coming from inside the house!
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Spoiler alert: Hester Prynne buys an enormous dildo and lives happily ever after.
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A dog's gotta bark, and an aard's gotta vark!
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I want this done by the book. The book lost its parenthetical recently and could use the company.
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My condolences to the book during this difficult time. Thought and prayers. -
Crap me once, shame on you; crap me twice, I'm covered in poo.
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But what about seven? -
In the secret chamber of my heart, there I keep your oldest fart.
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When you visit the Jersey Pauly Shore, no matter how tempting it sounds:Â do NOT "wheeze the juice."Â
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’Tis the gift to be simple, ’tis the gift to bone thy sis, ’Tis the gift to cum down on her face and tits.
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Take that match to my dick like it's covered in ticks!
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We keep waiting for the other shoe to drop, but the explosion pretty much took the rest of her.
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Papa was a rollin' stone and mama loved to fuck his tumblin' geology.
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Crap me once, shame on you; crap me twice, I'm covered in poo.
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the impossibly rare quadruplepoople! that's why you're the master! -
There's a lump in my throat that might be your scrote.
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Crap me once, shame on you; crap me twice, I'm covered in poo.
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Ah ha, so you've played this game before?! -
What's it like having I.B.S.? Ummm.... can you say, "I.B.Stressed"???!
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The grass is always greener on the other side, but if it is or isn't... shut yo mouth & get yo ass inside.
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Smoke a little crack, do some jumping jacks, then you'll get your snack!
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Oh, I'm daddy's little girl, and how I love to dance and twirl!
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I'm not great with computers, and now I've got a mouse up my cooter.
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With curds like this, we're practically giving it a whey!
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We must be non-fungible, cause we're mutha-fuckin' tokin', buuuudddy.
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