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Everything posted by Call Waiting for Godot
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This is my first time masturbating, but I've already got the jizz't of it!
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To know absolute power, take a shit in the shower.
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Here rests my immortal soul in that there Panera bread bowl.
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No, there are no bats in my belfry... but there are certainly marmosets in my meetinghouse!
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Is that a Banana Republic in your pocket, or are you just happy to dictate?
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I don't care how somber the Jibbitz are; no Crocs at the funeral!
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All philandering cheaters are wanton excreters!
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My buddy once said he wished he could have enjoyed his "youth in Asia" - I could have sworn he said, "euthanasia." My bad! I miss him.
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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate some dude's clit!!!
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Whether a.m. or p.m., you know I be droppin' them BMs.
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The HORTICULTURE Club?! No, no, no, I was told this would be the HORNY CULTURE Club!!!
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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Six is a lily-livered chickenshit.
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If ye have any pride, you'll add guac on the side!
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Do not go gentle into that good night, put a Peep inside me and give it little bites.
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The following is only intended for mature audiences. Elderly erection advised.
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Is this Mick Jagger which I see before me?
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2021, you're drunk - you took Daft Punk and a horny French skunk.
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The Incredible Hulk has quite the online presence - always Hulk Smashing that like button.
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Don't you get it?! There are no rules when you're filled with loose stools!!!
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Sadly, Michael C. Hall died after becoming trapped in the Michael C. Hall of Mirrors.
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...and that's when Huey Lewis realized they had been the Fake News all along.
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I'm just a regular guy who likes his corn creamed, his potatoes mashed, and his boy choirs castrated.
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