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My big ol' titty is like a key to the city!
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Thus concludes the first and last meeting of Nihilism 101 because what's the fucking point anyway?!
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Ride the pony and taste this cannelloni!
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Wearin'Â assless chaps for the fastest craps!
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I'm also just a bag of guts standing in front of another bag of guts asking him to blast her.
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With great Lauer comes great reprehensibility.
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Is that a pocket full of posies, or are you just happy to ring my rosie?
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When they cotton the candy, the bad clown gets randy!
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She sells seashells by the sea shore because she doesn't understand the concept of supply and demand.
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Remember the words of Barack Obama, who once said, "What binds us as Catchphrasers is greater than what drives us apart. Today, we are all TootyBut2DButt." -
The Rick Roll Troll is ruining my favorite watering hole!
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Brunhilda brainlessly buys boatloads of B-grade brine by the brackish bayside.
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(Sally isn't the only idiot in town!) -
David Koresh stole my vaginal mesh!
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Squeeze me, juice me, grind me up, & sluice me!
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Ask the mohel for the Snyder Cut, and he'll actually ADD MOREÂ foreskin to your baby boy!
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Ask the mohel for the Snyder Cut, and he'll actually ADD MOREÂ foreskin to your baby boy!
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I tried to go viral, and all I got were these lousy shit-filled pants!
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In the immortal words of Benjamin Button, "I'm getting too young for this shit!"
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I'll show you mine, if you tell me yours!
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Freeze that image! Zoom in! Enhance! Oh, dear god... it's an unclad buttock.
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It was only after binging every season of CBS' "the Amazing Race" that the Nazi realized he'd been had.
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I'LL HAVE THAT GODDAMNÂ CHAFING DISH IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!
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Like, I become medically ill if I don’t “gram” my meal before eating it.
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Shave your taint, gov'nor? Two bits!
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Moo moo, daddy... I'm a horny cow who wants to swallow your cud all night long!
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