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Everything posted by Call Waiting for Godot
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My grandma tells the silliest jokes. Just today she said, "Helgmee, emm havigg uh stroge!" You're hilarious, Grammy!
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I am 16 going on 60, cause Button's my last name.
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Though I'm long-winded by nature, and I'll confess it, a bit too verbose for some... for whatever reason, each word that I speak is more and more painful than the last, and oh god, oh GOD, OH GOD, IT BURNS! WHY GOD WHYYYYYY?????!!!!!
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The Danish keep doinking my danishes!!!!
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Well, coldcock my mutha with the cold-cut of Calcutta!!!
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Inject my rectum with schmear to let me know when you're near.
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In the end, there was no bat or secret government lab; it was the Y2K bug all along.
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Your truck has a hemi? Big honkin' deal - my butt's chockfull of 'em!
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I said I enjoy the COMPANY of others, not their CUM & PEE!
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I’m Squawk Flockerman, and this is CAW-CAW-CAWmedy Bang Bang!
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Unless you're looking for 90 minutes of Affleck side-shaft on a loop, "Gone Girl: Gone Wild" isn't a porn parody worth watching.
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Julia Child may have invented the Jizzcuit, but Guy Fieri goddamn perfected it.
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Though it was a grizzly public beheading. the executioner brought down the house with his perfectly timed, "Did I do thaaaat?"
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Founding Father Patrick Henry was ultimately undone by his infamous sext: "GIVE ME MAMMARIES, OR GIVE ME BREASTS!"
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Yelling YOLO, I swallowed that Rolo, and now like Han Solo, I'm dead in a hole-oh.
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This tick on my dick is doing the trick!
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ME SO HORNYYYYY!!!! But me so fiscally responsible, as well.
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My dear, for gerbils in the rear, you must call Richard Gere!
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See you next Tuesday?! Wednesday works better, you bitch!
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Paul F. Tompkins makes everyone laugh, but no one is laughing at the condition of his sickly twin Polyp Tompkins.
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Watch me do a dance that'll put poo-poo in your pants.
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Fecal treacle is some sweet ass shit!
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Ironically, the autopsy revealed it wasn't a stroke that killed him... it was the burning toast.
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Catching her In flagrante delicto made me in fla-grande erecto, amirite?!
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