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Everything posted by Call Waiting for Godot
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Excuse me, sir, are you an Indigenous American; your beard is a-patchy?
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Wait, the government is providing stimulus for my package?
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Congrats on your casual racism going pro, I guess.
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We're not butt buddies; we're barely assquaintances!
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Ma'am, forgive me if I've gotten melancholic, but I'm a goddamn rotten chocoholic.
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You can buy all the vowels, but no spin of that wheel will fix your loose bowels.
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Hope for Prince Charming, settle for Peasant Unpleasant.
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"Make-It-Rainman" definitely, definitely, gets all the bitches.
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Grease me like a yucky pig, & fuck me like that kid from "Big."
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Would you think me quaint if'n I buttered muh taint?
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You ain't wastin' your time if you're bustin' some slime!
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Another dirty Trickster twisted my tiny prickster!
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You be wipin' on my boo-boo like I'm sayin' gah gah goo goo.
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Shirk, shirk, shirk... shirk, shirk, shirk... shirk that duty!!! Shirk that duuuuutyyy!
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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can pick bugs off of my back I'm a monkey OOO OOO AHH AHH EEE EEE
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Stop scratchin' on me mole, lest ye summon wee Dave Grohl.
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The sergeant's varmint-filled undergarments led to the debarment of the entire department.
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Honk if you're horny, Weave if Sigourney!
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Honk if you're horny, Weave if Sigourney!
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I'm a poor soul of the meagerest means, so keep the word "fava" away from my beans!
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I'm a modest man who likes his wellingtons beefed and his pelicans briefed.
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Honk if you're horny, Weave if Sigourney!
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The Fresh Prince has nothing on this Stale Kween!
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Mean Gene Hackman was last seen hacking my Walkman, man!
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