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Type 1 Diabetes plagued the prima ballerina her entire career, but ironically, she's now has Type "2, too."
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Type 1 Diabetes plagued the prima ballerina her entire career, but ironically, she's now has Type "2, too."
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<---- she's not in a tutu I realize, but my god, she's still dancing! -
I'm old, smart, and full of fart!
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A little bird told me "regurgitate in the mouths of the young - squawwwwk!"
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This ennui is malaise-ing me crazy!
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Love it, or list it... Really love it, fist it!
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The "WHEAT" concert was a banger! They shredded - obviously.
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I'll show you my belly if you'll slather me in jelly!
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I’ve got the sickness from that thickness.
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My hardscrabble life did fuck-all for my Scrabble game.
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Start your day with a hot soufflé, & eat a heapin' helpin' of "Dwight Yoakam's Honey Stroke-Umz!"
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To all the hemorrhoids I've enjoyed before, you popped right out and brought the gore.
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Let's watch reruns of "Becker" while I twist on your pecker!
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You're dressed to impress (and could probably have guessed it), but you'll now be ingesting my outermost breast tit.
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I solved "the Rubik's Pube" and all I got was this lousy chlamydia!!!
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Julius Caesar just got his first cellphone, and you know he immediately started textin' all the ladies, "E tu, cu-tay?"
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For Mother's Day, Daniel Day-Lewis gifted his mom a powerful one-man production of "Oedipus Rex." Sure, he's blind now, but the sex was incredible.
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Mama, uh went 'n sold my dadgum soul for uh-nother copy of Speed 2: Cruise Control.
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