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Go tiptoe through the tulips, while I shit-shuffle through the sunflowers.
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Press the flesh then pound that vaginal mesh!
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Have you heard about the 2021 reboot of the Ninja Turtles? Get a load of this: the villain, he isn't Super Shredder... he's SUPER SPREADER!
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Excuse me, garçon - I require the house baby powder; this chafing dish rubbed me raw AF.
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I'm diggin' the new girdle, brah... that's tight as hell!
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Ed Begley's Baked Bagels bring schmear to your Kegels!
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It's just not the cinema without a hot enema!
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Would it be a sin to taste dat Paul F. Tom-skin?
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Yo, I'm the Semen Demon; no matter what the season, I'm always spicy creamin' without a rhyme or reason
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Oh the upheaval when actor Jim Caviezel was granted legal reprieval after going medieval on a regal boll weevil named "Most Evel Knievel!"
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By the end of the party we couldn't tell the Parcheesi from the Easy Cheese Spray. Long story short: table ruined, bowels impacted.
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I love a killer drink special as much as the next guy, but the "Typhoid Bloody Mary" literally killed my brunch boys.
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My crawdaddy left us when I was just a larvae. Claws unknown.
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Why do turds suddenly appear... every time from my rear?
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I love delving into the garish opulence and impermanence of 1920s American class structure as much as the next person, but in the end I was left with a bad taste in my mouth by F. Slop Shitzgerald's "The Great Shatsby." Poo out of five stars.
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Cumulonimbus & nimbostratus be popular as hell up in da strip clubz - ALWAYS MAKIN IT RAIN!
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Eat this kohlrabi then I'll show you my knobby.
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Show me your tits and I'll toss ya two bits.
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Poke out my belly, pooch out my thighs, slather me in jelly, let's get circumcised!
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A single spice of her garden hurries insulting voyagers from my naked pigmy alabaster
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Beguile me while you make the vile pile... spilling hot bile inside my mile-long rot aisle.
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Drop my Popple, or my rage shall become unstoppable!
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Is it really a sin to eat Rumpelstiltskin's rumpled foreskin?
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