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I'm the best gunslinger with the tiniest dinger
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“Almost a Catchphrase Superstar: Call Waiting for Godot.” -Scott Aukerman, Best of 2020 part 3 And just when I was starting to think 2020 was kinda a bummer of a year.... -
I'm the best gunslinger with the tiniest dinger
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Kenneth Branagh might be my grandma
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Christmas Eve? What's next... Christmas ADAM?! AMIRITE?!
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My buddy Stu and I had beef when I mistook him for beef stew. I'll always miss you, Stu.
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Crippled nipples dribble gleaming rivulets of gaseous gerbil giblets.
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The ladies call me "Ribeye"... CAUSE U KNOW I BE BONE-IN!
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Tea and crumpets, pump it little strumpet; find Jenny in the corn then I Forrest Gump it
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Davy Crockett's Sriracha Crotch Rockets: spicing all them niceholes since 1797
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Wassa stigmata with me?! WASSA STIGMATA WITH YOU?!!! My fuggin wrists are bleeding more than my goomah's prujoot!
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Though I had agreed to play some friendly pinochle, I became concerned when I saw no cards... and felt pee on my knuckle.
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Get a load of the lymph nodes on that gland-candy!
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Turn on some classy Philip Glass, then we'll eat each other's gassy ass.
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Do you get notified if your catchphrase is picked?
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No notification, except the words you hear escaping from Scott's sweet lips -
Yo, make me smile with praise & voodoo; trust me, bro, I'll bust & do a doo doo!
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For fresh peach cobbler, I'd suck on half your knobbler
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¡Oh Dios mĂo, mi amigo! ¡Yo quiero más frijoles en mis pantalones, por favor!
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I'm a coward and a cuck;Â let me watch my honey fuck
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Are you some kind of sexy sewer covering? Because it is GRATE to meet you!
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They say pride cometh before the fall. Oh yeah? More like... summertime cometh before the fall. AMIRITE?
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I tremble and pee when you make eye contact with me.
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You know Mark Ruffalo fucks like a buffalo.
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Can I Finnish, can I Finnish?! Ei tippa tapa eikä ämpäriin huku!!!
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Yo, horny ass Geoffrey Chaucer ate the fuck out of my Cunterbury tail.
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