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My unleavened bread needs no kneading; it will not rise... it just starts bleeding.
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What's the haps with the maps for craps? I need a guide to toilets downtown.
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What's the haps with the maps for craps? I need a guide to toilets downtown.
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The biggest twist of Charles Dickens' "Oliver Twist"? It was actually written by M. Night Shyamalan.
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Hey Herman Melville - you're being a whale of a dick
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I don't give a flying Flaubert... so why don't you eat my Madame Bovaries, motherfucker?
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Make like Geoffrey Chaucer and lick my Canterbury tail, asshole.
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Call me a stickler but that tastes of French Tickler.
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Try on that diaper to prove there's no viper!
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Your father farted so hard it deployed the National Guard.
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Be a white knight and slurp out my intestinal parasite?
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Snuggle me hard and slather me in lard!
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That cop demanded I spill my guts, yet suddenly I'M the asshole for disemboweling myself?!
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WOULDN'T BE IN THIS COFFIN IF YOU WERE LOVINGLY JERKIN' ME OFTEN!
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Goldilocks' flirty glance pours hot porridge in big daddy's pants.
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I can appreciate a capable forager as much as anyone... but please sir, could you remove my nuts from your mouth?
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A cleft in my heart has driven us apart - after you left me bereft with thy deft panty theft.
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Close the doors and get on all fours, Uncle Ballsack's back for more!
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Let's lube your pubies then take you to the movies
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I'm dumping it soft, I'm dumping it hard, I'm dumping it doggy style out in the yard
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Poopin ain't shit without a nasty booty slit.
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If you want my load, please call me a toad!
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Much like Tom Sawyer never painted the fence, it'll be a cold day in hell before Mother fucks Mike Pence.
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I'd kill my daddy for a York Peppermint Patty!
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