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Everything posted by Call Waiting for Godot
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With pride I'd exploit 'er and ride on that goiter.
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Ain’t no crime to get some amorous slime!
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Slap my face and call me Sally, I'll shake your hand and thank ya, pallie!
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A French patootie tickles your Doug Flutie!
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Wear a gray v-neck everyday, cause life is "gravy", baby.
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Bruce sluices juice out of his Spruce Goose of a caboose.
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Home again, home again, jiggity-jig! Now make me squeal, daddy, like a greasy little pig!
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Girl, I was cosmically probed, and his girth was not of this earth!
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OoOOoOoo, POP MY PiMPLeS, AND TeLL Me i'M SiMPLe!
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All Praise & Glory Be to Yeastus Crust All-Bitey!
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It was my first time masturbating, but I was starting to get the jizz't of it...
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Sometimes when we touch, I shit in your kitchen hutch.
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Cover me in turd until I say the safe word.
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Call me a stickler, but that's a used French Tickler!
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Shower me with rubies for a handful of pubies!
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In my mind and in my heart, sucking farts is perfect art.
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Captain, you're one hell of a lover, but we need to accept that your Vitamin Seamen may never cure my scurvy.
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I'd say I'm pleased to "meet" you, Mister, but I'm a strict vegetarian! But I'll totally suck you off and swallow you down, no problem.
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A common mosquito ate my cheesy bean burrito!
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Put a Runt up my front, and a Tic Tac in my lil crack.
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Don't tuck me in til ya tickle my taint!
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You know I love the sweet crunch of a Pink Labia apple
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Gentlemen, I'm just like you - every day I wake up and put on my bra one leg at a time.
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At this outdoor orgy we only have one rule: keep cool & keep rocking that tool!
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